Welcome to Pervy Penguin. This is a site dedicated to all the strangs things that make me laugh.<br>
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Found a Pokemon/Call Me Maybe parady video which gave me some ideas for jokes.<br>
13th October 2013 23:54<br> 
<img src=No,-I-meant-suck-my-cock.jpg><br><br>
<img src=Best-PEZ-dispenser-ever.jpg><br><br>
<img src=Noo-Mr.-Cuddles.jpg><br><br>
<img src=She-looks-so-lifelike.jpg><br>
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I keep getting spam texts. So I've stated sending replies. Here are some of them.<br>
13th August 2013 22:51<br> 
<img src=2013-04-13_09-13-54.png> <img src=2013-04-13_09-13-58.png> <img src=2013-04-13_09-14-01.png> <img src=2013-04-18_17-21-05.png> <img src=2013-04-25_17-11-03.png> <img src=2013-05-06_15-17-56.png><br>
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If you want to stop a diaper from coming off use Ducktape.<br>
22nd July 2013 23:20<br> 
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I wonder if a "Guardon" is new brand of condom?<br>
20th July 2013 14:54<br> 
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What Google should now show for Jimmy Savile<br>
10th March 2013 00:28<br> 
<img src=jimmy.jpg>
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I had no ideas that you have to get permits for a shag.<br>
2nd July 2011 13:10<br> 
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